Exquisite Nail Art Designs For Inspiration

She looks like one of those crafty candlestick projects where you glue yards of cheap tulle onto Coke bottles. Next!

Whoa there, Miss Gwynnie. The only thing that could have improved this look would be 7-inch platform lucite heels and 4-inch French tips. Someone's having her midlife crisis a skosh early, it seems. We heard her performance was pretty good. We'll have to check it out. Next!

That fabric looks so stiff and heavy. Our honest-to-Prada stream of consciousness, first word to pop up, was "luggage." It looks like luggage. Like she could zip it up into a tiny little valise and wheel it away with her.

That's not a good thing, just so we're clear. Next!

Enh. It's not awful. Next.

That is a sharp little dress and it fits her well. We're just not sure that color goes with her color. Her hair, that is. That kind of platinum blonde can go brassy real quick with the wrong dress. There's a reason Marilyn wore white so much. Next!

Chesty McBusterson Does the Oscars. Next!

We don't love how clingy the skirt is in relation to the size of the bodice. And the fabric doesn't look very nice. In fact it looks like it hurts. Next!

She looks like she's dressed to work her shift at the ear-piercing cart in the local mall. LeAnne! Listen up! You have MONEY!

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This girl is such a tragedy. We can't. Next!

She certainly seems intent on showing them off, doesn't she? Nothing wrong with that, but this was the wrong bustline for her. And the rest of it looks a little David's Bridal. Next!

Such is the power of Nicole that we are stuck indecisive. Were the red shoes a bold and stylish choice or are they way too distracting and the whole effect kind of reminds you of a candy cane? You be tell us. The dress is a little too hippie bridal. Next!

We like the ombre effect and we like the fit and colors. We're just not sure about that bit of airbrushed van on the bottom. Next!