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Note to Miley: a big-ass bow (or a big ass-bow) doesn't make a slutty dress magically less slutty.

The proportions on the skirt are weird and we're not too sure about the shoulders, but we like it for being at least a little interesting.

We've secretly replaced your normal Katy Perry with the new demure Katy Perry with Flavor Crystals. Let's see if anyone noticed.

Seriously, was she hit on the head or something? She looks so normal and pretty.

We're going to say we love this dress* because frankly, she looks like she's ready to beat some ass if anyone looks at her the wrong way.

* We don't.

Sheer was a big freaking deal last night but this just looks lingerie. Come on now, girl.

Pebbles Flintstone at Studio 54.

We're not crazy about see-through skirts over shorter skirts. It just looks like she couldn't make up her mind. Besides, honey: you're young and last we checked you're not part of some religious cult. It's 2010! Women have the vote AND they can show leg!

The dress is cute, but it's so basic that we wish she'd done something a little interesting to zhuzh it up, like try a more adventurous pair of shoes.

We likey. There's a right and wrong way to do sheer and this falls under the former. Even though she matched her hair color to her dress (something that normally drives us crazy), we think she looks sexy and fabulous here.

What is the point to wearing a strapless mini if you're just going to pile on a bunch of stuff that ensures no one can see more than an inch of your skin south of your chin? Besides, all that stuff - the jacket, boots and tights - kind of brings the outfit downmarket.

Believe it or not, Lorenzo thinks this is kind of fun and interesting. Tom is setting up a mental health consultation immediately.

Sure, she's pregnant, but that doesn't mean she has to go out in a dress that adds 30 years to her. The blue hair's not helping the effect.

YAWN. As always with her.

We guess she's trying to sex up her image, but her dress looks like the runner-up in a Project Runway hardware store challenge. Not really loving the hair either.