Hit it, starlets!

Miley Cyrus in Marchesa Spring 2011



Note to Miley: a big-ass bow (or a big ass-bow) doesn't make a slutty dress magically less slutty.

Fergie in Falguni and Shane Peacock



The proportions on the skirt are weird and we're not too sure about the shoulders, but we like it for being at least a little interesting.

Katy Perry in Badgley Mischka Spring 2011



We've secretly replaced your normal Katy Perry with the new demure Katy Perry with Flavor Crystals. Let's see if anyone noticed.

Seriously, was she hit on the head or something? She looks so normal and pretty.

Jada Pinkett-Smith in Emilio Pucci Spring 2011



We're going to say we love this dress* because frankly, she looks like she's ready to beat some ass if anyone looks at her the wrong way.

* We don't.

Heidi Klum



Sheer was a big freaking deal last night but this just looks lingerie. Come on now, girl.

Jenny McCarthy in Stella McCartney Pre-Fall 2010



Pebbles Flintstone at Studio 54.

Julianne Hough in Marchesa Fall 2010



We're not crazy about see-through skirts over shorter skirts. It just looks like she couldn't make up her mind. Besides, honey: you're young and last we checked you're not part of some religious cult. It's 2010! Women have the vote AND they can show leg!

Kelly Osbourne in Christian Dior Resort 2011



The dress is cute, but it's so basic that we wish she'd done something a little interesting to zhuzh it up, like try a more adventurous pair of shoes.

Rihanna in Elie Saab Fall 2010 Couture



We likey. There's a right and wrong way to do sheer and this falls under the former. Even though she matched her hair color to her dress (something that normally drives us crazy), we think she looks sexy and fabulous here.

Natasha Bedingfield in Farah Angsana Spring 2011



What is the point to wearing a strapless mini if you're just going to pile on a bunch of stuff that ensures no one can see more than an inch of your skin south of your chin? Besides, all that stuff - the jacket, boots and tights - kind of brings the outfit downmarket.

Nicki Minaj in Manish Arora Spring 2011



Believe it or not, Lorenzo thinks this is kind of fun and interesting. Tom is setting up a mental health consultation immediately.

Pink



Sure, she's pregnant, but that doesn't mean she has to go out in a dress that adds 30 years to her. The blue hair's not helping the effect.

Jessica Alba in Cushnie et Ochs Fall 2010




YAWN. As always with her.

Taylor Swift in Collette Dinnigan



We guess she's trying to sex up her image, but her dress looks like the runner-up in a Project Runway hardware store challenge. Not really loving the hair either.

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